I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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