Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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