I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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