im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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