Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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