these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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