Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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