Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Randomize