Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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