Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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