Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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