his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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