Say something about gay babies.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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