I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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