ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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