But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We're facebook friends in real life
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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