Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Randomize