where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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