Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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