I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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