Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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