how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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