remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
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