I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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