I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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