As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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