I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
we're so committed to being not committed
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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