I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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