Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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