Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
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They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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