nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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