he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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