drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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