I got chris browned last night
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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