So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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