He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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