I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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