We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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