when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
