he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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