Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
there was a trapeze. enough said
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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