Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Randomize
