First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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