The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
