Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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