"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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