is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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