So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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