Do you still have your period?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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