i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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