I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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