and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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