Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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