is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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