There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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