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(860): View more from Connecticut

The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one

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(303): View more from Colorado

Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished

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(972): View more from Texas

The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.

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(360): View more from Washington

Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?

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(432): View more from Texas

then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days

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(912): View more from Georgia

I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.

(662): View more from Mississippi

Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.

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